Our Heroine: Mmmmmmmzzzzzzzwarmfuzzykittybellies.
(rolls over, wakes up slightly)
Our Heroine: Mmmmmkitties. Warm. Kitties. Wait.
(blinks)
(Our Heroine realizes that there is indeed one Warm Fuzzy Kitty atop the bed. The other is under the covers. With her. With claws.)
(cue Oboes of Doom)
Our Heroine: (absolute frozen silence and stillness. No blinking.)
Cat #1, under covers: (moves slightly)
Cat #2, atop covers: (looks interested)
Our Heroine: (absolute frozen silence and stillness)
(Oboes of Doom swell, to be joined by Strings Of Misery and Disaster)
Our Heroine: (watches as life flashes before eyes)
Cat #2, atop covers: (looks very interested indeed)
Cat #1, under covers: (sticks head out, looks innocent)
Our Heroine: *sigh of relief*
...and cut.