Uh, yeah. So it looks like I'll be blasted out of my skull on Lortab for the rest of the week...

...and thus won't be doing any nursing to speak of. Unless you consider shoving ramen noodles and icee-pops down my gullet "nursing".

Therefore, it's once-in-a-blogtime offer time! You got any subjects you'd like me to cover? Any questions you want answered? Any arcane subjects on which you need tips? Leave suggestions in the comments, or email me, and I'll be happy to apply my wonked-out brain to 'em.

PS: Don't, please, ask me when I wrote a particular post. Honestly, I don't recall when I did things, and you'd probably be much more efficient than I am at browsing through the archives. Especially right now.